The Sparkle Farms Life

You have not experienced true fear until you’ve been in the car with your child behind the wheel. There’s nothing like reflexively pressing your foot down on an imaginary brake from the passenger side.

Have standards and expectations gotten so low that it’s a step up when I change into yoga pants???

Considering the fact that 15 of the 26 team owners are billionaires, I think they can pay cheerleaders fairly for the work they do.