Oops Mystery Short
Sometimes the elves at the Sparkle Farms factory lose focus and don't produce their best work. These playground shorts go into the "oops" pile. They are the same quality fabric, but the stitching might be a little off, or there might be a sparkle missing. You get the point. They're not up to the high standards of the Chief Sparkle, so we offer these at a drastically discounted price. (We don't want to hurt the elves feelings by throwing them away.) Obviously, the oops shorts can't be returned and aren't covered by our forever sparkly guarantee.